Brandonball

Brandonball is a game invented by Brandon Calbart. Brandonball has no rules; the players make up their own rules as they go along.

Rules cannot be used twice, and any plays made in one game may not be made again in any future games. The game may involve wickets, mallets, volleyballs, and additional sports-related equipment.

Gameplay
Although all games of Brandonball are different, (you make up the rules as you go), many of them seem to involve a volleyball, masks, and pickets with numbers printed on them.

Key features of various games have included (in approximate order of appearance):

must declare when he or she touches it, but because it is the "opposite" pole, the player declares touching it by not declaring it) wanders into it must close their eyes; the only way out is to get bonked by the ball) will be forced to recite a poem.)
 * 1) Wickets
 * 2) Soccer balls
 * 3) Flags
 * 4) Masks
 * 5) Small signs with numbers
 * 6) Songs
 * 7) Zones/Sectors
 * 8) The "Opposite Pole" (Everything becomes the opposite; a player
 * 1) The "Very Sorry Song" (see below)
 * 2) The "No Song" zone (a player doesn't have to sing the "Very Sorry Song" if he or she is in the "No Song" zone)
 * 3) The "Bonus Box"
 * 4) Croquet mallets
 * 5) Badminton shuttlecocks
 * 6) "Vortex spots" (the player who steps in one has to spin around until they're dizzy)
 * 7) The "Boomerang Zone" (A decree is returned to the player who called it and they must do what the decree says instead)
 * 8) The "Invisible Sector" (This sector cannot be seen and whoever
 * 1) A volleyball
 * 2) Trees (as goalposts)
 * 3) Buckets
 * 4) Sacks
 * 5) The Brandonball theme song (see below)
 * 6) Decrees
 * 7) Water balloons
 * 8) Hobby horse
 * 9) The "Pernicious Poem Place" (The player caught in this area
 * 1) The Bag Flag Zone
 * 2) The Secret Base
 * 3) Slow Motion

Brandonball theme song
The Brandonball themes song is usually sung during the beginning of a game. Brandon sings the lead while the other player sings backup with "Rumma-Tum-Tums."
 * "Other kids' games are all such a bore!
 * They've gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
 * Brandonball is better by far!
 * It's never the same! It's always bizarre!
 * You don't need a team or a referee!
 * You know that it's great, 'cause it's named after me!"

The very sorry song
One day Brad was at Brandon's house and the 2 were playing Brandonball, and Brandon "steals" Brad's flag. As a result, Brandon is required to put the flag back and sing the Very Sorry Song.

The "Very Sorry Song" has two parts, one sung by the one who did the action (the "offender"), and one sung by the person whom the action was done to (the "victim").