Brandon Calbart

Brandon Calbart is a member of the Baby Einstein Gang.

Brandon
He's Maddison's best friend. They like to eat strawberries. He lives in Denver, Colorado with his family, like all the other Baby Einstein kids. He loves gram crackers

Also, Brandon hates Lunchables. It all started when his mom packed him a turkey cheese and cracker lunchable with a Reese's peanut butter cup for lunch.

Brandon: "Turkey Lunchables are pretty scary. What are these little specks on the turkey supposed to be? Lizard parts? Who knows?

And this "skin". I heard it used to be made of intestine, but nowadays I think it's made of plastic.

Of course, they wax the cheese so it looks better. It's like eating a candle."

Gabrielle: *Puts head on table* "And my mom always wonders why I'm so hungry after school."

Brandon: *Eats Reese's peanut butter cup* "Yup, we'd probably be dead now if it wasn't for chocolate.

Brandon has *a bit* of a weird side. One time at preschool, Brandon was drawing pictures with Aspen. Suddenly, he started standing up, looking at everyone, and began to jump up and down wearing a smile. He also gets scared when it comes to taking the school bus to preschool or home, as when it comes to a substitute driver, Brandon panics. The substitutes go the wrong way at times, much to Brandon's dismay.

Quotes

 * 1) "Maybe they went to get juice or something?"
 * 2) "My speed...My bladder control....they're both gone."
 * 3) "...I'll try to grow a mustache!"
 * 4) "I know what you're trying to do! You're trying to take me to another state! *Banging on school bus window* LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT!!"
 * 5) "Words and bladder control almost fail me!"
 * 6) "Did you watch Happy Hippos?"